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Wednesday 15th July 2009 • Posted Under - Totally Funky News

Totally Funky Rubik’s Cube and More

Totally Funky

The ever popular rubix cube is here at Totally Funky.  There is a variety of rubix cube products, from a salt mill to a rubix keyring.  Not forgeting the original rubix cube itself.  There are also some unusual Special Offers available such as the ‘Love On Toast!’ toast stamp. As well as this there are Top Sellers and a Voucher Code for you to advertise.

Contents:-
Rubik’s Cube
Special Offers
Top Sellers
Voucher Code

Rubik’s Cube

Rubik’s Salt Mill
Rubik's Salt Mill
Rubik’s Cruet – salt and pepper mills in tribute to the 1980′s icon. Each cube is built around a high quality ceramic grinding mill.

The top layer of the cube rotates to operate the mill.

The action of grinding the salt or pepper has the same feel and sound as the classic Rubik’s cube puzzle.
Our Price £11.99

Rubik’s Pepper Mill
Rubik's Pepper Mill
Rubik’s Cruet – salt and pepper mills in tribute to the 1980′s icon. Each cube is built around a high quality ceramic grinding mill.

The top layer of the cube rotates to operate the mill.

The action of grinding the salt or pepper has the same feel and sound as the classic Rubik’s cube puzzle.

Can be adjusted to grind coarse or fine.
Our Price £11.99

Original Rubik’s Cube
Original Rubik's Cube
The biggest and fastest selling cult ‘toy’ of all time swept the world by storm in 1982. And now it’s back.

The original Rubik’s 3×3 cube has six different coloured sides, each made up of nine squares. Once the faces are jumbled up, you have to twist and twirl them to return each coloured square to its place.
Our Price £12.99

Rubik’s Cube Keyring
Rubik's Cube Keyring
The biggest and fastest selling cult ‘toy’ of all time swept the world by storm in 1982. And now it’s back, and it’s on a key chain.

Rubik’s Cube Keyring is exactly the same as the incredibly addictive, multi-dimensional challenge that has fascinated puzzle fans around the world since the early 80′s… but much smaller.
Our Price £5.99

Rubik’s Revenge
Rubik's Revenge
The biggest and fastest selling cult ‘toy’ of all time swept the world by storm in 1982. And now it’s back in a new upgraded format. Rubik’s Revenge is a 4×4 cube, not 3×3 as in the original version. It still has six different coloured sides, but each is made up of sixteen squares.
Our Price £16.99

Special Offers

Magnetic Flag
Magnetic Flag
Love football? Love England? Then you will love these magnetic England car flags. Stick them on your car or even your fridge to show your support for England during their World Cup battle in 2010.

They are easily removable and the soft rubber magnet is kind to your car.
Was £3.99
Now £0.50

Bone Chillers
Bone Chillers
Bone Chillers – a chilling ice cube tray. Chill your beverages to the bone! Fill and freeze these Bone Chillers tray and you’ll create an icy array of skulls and crossbones that’ll
have everyone’s timbers shivering. Drink up, me hearties!
Was £4.99
Now £2.99

Love On Toast
Love On Toast
Spread the love with this ‘Love On Toast!’ toast stamp. Simply press the stamp firmly into one side of the bread before toasting. Stamp your message of love onto every slice for a really romantic breakfast!
Was £3.99
Now £2.99

Top Sellers

Paper Plane Coin Purse
Paper Plane Coin Purse
Exciting new range of bags, purses and travel accessories in the style of air mail, post cards and packages. Paper Plane Coin Purse: ‘Save your pennies 4a rainy day.’ Size 14cm.
Our Price £11.99

Crayon Mug – Sky Blue
Crayon Mug - Sky Blue
Crayon Mugs hark back to those happy school days when felt tip pens were frowned upon! With a fun yet poignant design, the mugs come in a range of bright, attractive colours. Each mug comes tagged with brief facts about its crayon colour name.

Blue sky = sun = warmth = happiness = contentment = a nice cup of tea and a biscuit = the Sky Blue Crayon Mug. All this can be yours!
Our Price £5.99

Ear Buds – Lady Bug
Ear Buds - Lady Bug
Ear Bud Earphones. Accessorise your ears with these quirky, fun earphones. Compatible with any device with a standard 3.5mm headphone socket, such as MP3 players, PDA, Walkmen, portable gaming systems or laptop computers.
Our Price £9.99

Voucher Code

Code – SUMMERTEN
Promotion – 10% Off Your Order
Expires – 31st July 2009

Totally Funky Affiliate Details

Commission:-
8% £0-£1000
9% £1000 – £2500
10% £2500+
Cookie:-
30 Days
PPC Policy:-
Affiliates should not bid on our brand name, variations or miss spellings, in PPC search engines – this includes, but is not limited to “totally funky” and ”totallyfunky”. Affiliates are allowed to bid directly to our site as long as they do not include “totally funky” in their keywords.
Details:-
This programme has:-
Product Feed Through Affiliate Window
Voucher Codes Here
Regular News Through Optimus Performance Marketing Blog
Regular News Through Totally Funky Affiliate Blog
Optimus Performance Marketing Contact:-
Mark Russell
[email protected]
0870 8031366

Join Totally Funky Affiliate Programme With Affiliate Window

Monday 06th July 2009 • Posted Under - Totally Funky News

Totally Funky Latest Arrivals

Totally Funky

Totally Funky have some great new arrivals available some of which can be seen below;

Contents:-
Latest Arrivals
Voucher Code

Latest Arrivals

Marmite Egg Cups
Marmite Egg Cups
Love it or hate it, Marmite is still going strong! This set of 4 porcelain Marmite egg cups are perfect for dippy eggs at breakfast. And why not drink your morning tea or coffee from a matching Marmite mug. Set of 3 cake tins and set of 4 coasters also available.
Our Price £11.99

Morph Desk Buddy
Morph Desk Buddy
Work is so much more fun with a Morph desk buddy. Stand him on your desk or next to your PC. Your Morph desk buddy is an exact copy of the classic Aardman Animations character known and loved since 1977. He’s ready to flex his muscles to hold pens and pencils, and will happily take post-it notes on the chest. Just pop him on your desk and say hello to your new work pal. Morph is always ready to lend a hand, he never argues back and he won’t steal your stationery!
Our Price £6.99

Morph Book Ends
Morph Book Ends
Prop up your library in style using these two polyresin bookends starring Morph and his mischievous friend Chas. After more than 30 years on television, the much-loved duo have left their wooden pencil box behind in a bid for a bookshelf near you. Simply rack up your books and let the Plasticine pals stand guard!

Approximately 16cm tall
Our Price £19.99

Marmite Money Jar
Marmite Money Jar
Hate feeling skint? Love saving for a rainy day? This Marmite money jar is an exact replica of the iconic jar but much bigger, and a great way to save all your pennies and pounds.

This giant jar holds around £200 in 5p pieces, so get saving now and you’ll be jumping into puddles on those rainy days!

Officially licensed Marmite product.
Our Price £14.99

Marmite Sandwich Box
Marmite Sandwich Box
For Marmite lovers on the go. Adorned in the traditional Marmite colours complete with the iconic Marmite logo on the lid, this sandwich shaped lunchbox is the ideal way to love your Marmite sandwiches and keep them safe for the day ahead. Officially licensed Marmite product.
Our Price £4.99

Sun Jar – Pink
Sun Jar - Pink
The Pink Sun Jar is the latest addition to the colourful range of Sun Jars. This one is perfect for the ladies! Makes a great garden light or night light for a bedroom.

Store up sunshine for the night time. When the jar is placed in sunlight a solar cell inside creates an electrical current that charges a battery. This energy is then used at night to power three LED lamps inside the jar.
Our Price £19.99

Sharpener Desk Tidy
Sharpener Desk Tidy
Yes, that’s right it’s a giant pencil sharpener. But no it will not sharpen your giant pencils! This is for organising all your miscellaneous pens, pencils and other stuff without looking out of place amongst your other stationery related desk accessories.
Our Price £14.99

Pizza-Pro 3000
Pizza-Pro 3000
Pizza-Pro – let’er rip! Real men don’t use wimpy pound-store pizza cutters. Show that pizza you mean business with this new Pizza-Pro 3000. It’ll blast thru pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies. It’s built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up. A great guy gift. Packaged in a clear display giftbox.
Our Price £9.99

Paper Plane Travel Set
Paper Plane Travel Set
Exciting new range of bags, purses and travel accessories in the style of air mail, post cards and packages. Paper Plane Travel Set includes Passport Cover and Luggage Tag ‘Bon Voyage.’ Size 14.5 x 10cm.
Our Price £19.99

Pear Wallet
Pear Wallet
Gorgeous new range of Fruit Tree bags and purses in Red Apple and Green Pear designs. Fruit Tree Pear Wallet. Size 20cm.
Our Price £14.99

Voucher Code

Code – SUMMERTEN
Promotion – 10% Off Your Order
Expires – 31st July 2009

Totally Funky Affiliate Details

Commission:-
8% £0-£1000
9% £1000 – £2500
10% £2550+
Cookie:-
30 Days
PPC Policy:-
Affiliates should not bid on our brand name, variations or miss spellings, in PPC search engines – this includes, but is not limited to “totally funky” and ”totallyfunky”. Affiliates are allowed to bid directly to our site as long as they do not include “totally funky” in their keywords.
Details:-
This programme has:-
Product Feed Through Affiliate Window
Voucher Codes Here
Regular News Through Optimus Performance Marketing Blog
Optimus Performance Marketing Contact:-
Mark Russell
[email protected]
0870 8031366

Join Totally Funky Affiliate Programme With Affiliate Window

Friday 03rd July 2009 • Posted Under - Totally Funky News

Totally Funky Best Sellers

Totally Funky

Here are the top selling products available from Totally Funky;

Contents:-
Best Sellers
Voucher Code

Best Sellers

Morph Key Ring
Morph Key Ring
Remember Morph, the animated plasticine character that appeared alongside Tony Hart on kid’s TV? Well, now you can carry him around with you in the form a key ring.

Attach the cute character to house keys, car keys or a bag and fondly remember your childhood days spent in front of the TV watching Take Hart or Hartbeat.
Our Price £3.99

Morph Desk Buddy
Morph Desk Buddy
Work is so much more fun with a Morph desk buddy. Stand him on your desk or next to your PC. Your Morph desk buddy is an exact copy of the classic Aardman Animations character known and loved since 1977. He’s ready to flex his muscles to hold pens and pencils, and will happily take post-it notes on the chest. Just pop him on your desk and say hello to your new work pal. Morph is always ready to lend a hand, he never argues back and he won’t steal your stationery!
Our Price £6.99

Blow Monkey Nail Dryer
Blow Monkey Nail Dryer
It’s the Blow Monkey nail dryer – the easy, fun way to dry those nails! Simply apply your nail polish, press the banana button, and relax as the Blow Monkey does all the hard work.
Our Price £5.99

Jammy Lips
Jammy Lips
Jammy Lips are little pots of fragranced lip balm. Designed to look like miniature pots of jam, complete with gingham packaging, they are available in four flavours:

Strawberry
Honey
Cherry
Raspberry

Simply apply for delicious, kissable lips!

Not suitable for spreading on toast!
Our Price £3.50

Paper Plane Travel Pass Holder
Paper Plane Travel Pass Holder
Exciting new range of bags, purses and travel accessories in the style of air mail, post cards and packages. Paper Plane Travel Pass: ‘Place to go, people to see.’ For rail cards and bus passes. Size 10.5cm.
Our Price £9.99

MonKEYS
MonKEYS
Quit monkeying around with all those look-alike keys – pop a perky primate on top! MonKEYS are stretchable durable covers that fit over almost any shape key, adding a playful touch to a normally ho-hum object. You can even give ‘em names. 6 MonKEYS in each pack. Unlock your inner chimp!
Our Price £4.99

Ice Cream Lip Balm
Ice Cream Lip Balm
Ice Cream Lip Balm in miniature tubs. Everybody loves ice cream and these four tasty ice cream flavoured lip balms in a cool twist up action tub will have your lips a lickin`.

Sold in a party pack of four flavours.

Strawberry, Mint Choc Chip, Bubble Gum and Chocolate Fudge Brownie.
Our Price £6.99

Rubik’s Pepper Mill
Rubik's Pepper Mill
Rubik’s Cruet – salt and pepper mills in tribute to the 1980′s icon. Each cube is built around a high quality ceramic grinding mill.

The top layer of the cube rotates to operate the mill.

The action of grinding the salt or pepper has the same feel and sound as the classic Rubik’s cube puzzle.

Can be adjusted to grind coarse or fine.
Our Price £11.99

Luxury Duck – Brit
Luxury Duck - Brit
The Brit Duck: “Flying the flag for Britain!” Comes gift boxed. Each Union Jack duck measures 9cm high. PVC construction.
Our Price £5.99

Mutant Dolls
Mutant Dolls
These Mutant Dolls have huge character and appeal. There are unlimited designs available. All come packaged, with a Key Chain and Sucker attached to the label on top of the head, so they can be attached to any surface like a car window or computer screen, or to bags, anything you like!
Our Price £5.99

Voucher Code

Code – SUMMERTEN
Promotion – 10% Off Your Order
Expires – 31st July 2009

Totally Funky Affiliate Details

Commission:-
8% £0-£1000
9% £1000 – £2500
10% £2550+
Cookie:-
30 Days
PPC Policy:-
Affiliates should not bid on our brand name, variations or miss spellings, in PPC search engines – this includes, but is not limited to “totally funky” and ”totallyfunky”. Affiliates are allowed to bid directly to our site as long as they do not include “totally funky” in their keywords.
Details:-
This programme has:-
Product Feed Through Affiliate Window
Voucher Codes Here
Regular News Through Optimus Performance Marketing Blog
Optimus Performance Marketing Contact:-
Mark Russell
[email protected]
0870 8031366

Join Totally Funky Affiliate Programme With Affiliate Window

Monday 29th June 2009 • Posted Under - Totally Funky News

Totally Funky New Voucher Code

Totally Funky

Totally Funky would like to announce a new voucher available until the 31st July 2009.

Voucher Code

Code – SUMMERTEN
Promotion – 10% Off Your Order
Expires – 31st July 2009

Totally Funky Affiliate Details

Commission:-
8% £0-£1000
9% £1000 – £2500
10% £2500+
Cookie:-
30 Days
PPC Policy:-
Affiliates should not bid on our brand name, variations or miss spellings, in PPC search engines – this includes, but is not limited to “totally funky” and ”totallyfunky”. Affiliates are allowed to bid directly to our site as long as they do not include “totally funky” in their keywords.
Details:-
This programme has:-
Product Feed Through Affiliate Window
Voucher Codes Here
Regular News Through Optimus Performance Marketing Blog
Optimus Performance Marketing Contact:-
Mark Russell
[email protected]
0870 8031366

Join Totally Funky Affiliate Programme With Affiliate Window

Wednesday 24th June 2009 • Posted Under - Totally Funky News

Totally Funky Special Offers

Totally Funky

Totally Funky have some great special offers available some of which can be seen below;

Contents:-
Special Offers
Voucher Code

Special Offers

School Badge – Single
School Badge - Single
Add some fun to weddings, parties and nights out with this fantastic range of old style school badges, many finished with genuine cloisonne (decorative enamelwork). Several different titles to choose from in bar or shield designs. Presented on an old school report card.
Was £3.99
Now £2.99

Xposed Cosmetics Bag
Xposed Cosmetics Bag
XPOSED! Get in touch with your inner stuff. A subversive new line of bags that subtly reveals the real you, as well as your spiked collar, Jack Daniels, and snub-nose revolver. Xposed comes in three styles – a handy zip-close cosmetics bag, a shoulder bag for your everyday stuff , and a grocery tote.
Was £4.99
Now £2.99

Haynes Coaster Tin – VW Golf
Haynes Coaster Tin - VW Golf
Classic VW Golf coasters in the style of a Haynes car manual. Set of 6 coasters packaged in a stylish tin.
Was £5.99
Now £3.99

Luggage Tags – Garden Theme
Luggage Tags - Garden Theme
Add a floral touch to your hand bag or luggage with these large and lovely Fluff garden inspired luggage tags. Available in 6 fantastic designs.

Made from vinyl with contrast stitching and embroidered detailing.

Each tag comes with a colour co-ordinated buckled strap for attaching to your luggage.
Was £5.99
Now £3.99

Luxury Duck – Darling
Luxury Duck - Darling
The Darling Duck: “Darling, darling, darling… I’m hardly a cheap duck!” Comes gift boxed. Each duck measures 100 x 80 x 90mm. PVC construction.
Was £5.99
Now £3.99

Monopoly Go To Jail Mug
Monopoly Go To Jail Mug
Monopoly porcelain mug based on the classic board game. Go To Jail on one side, Just Visiting on the reverse. 3 titles to collect.
Was £5.99
Now £3.99

30 Workplace Jungle Signs
30 Workplace Jungle Signs
An updated version of the best selling range of desktop signs. 30 brand new signs that will keep colleagues and bosses entertained for hours. A great way to lighten up the working day.

The clever ring-binder format sits on your desk like a traditional desk sign. With 30 different signs to choose from, you can quickly flick through to find the one to suit the moment.
Was £5.99
Now £3.99

Lip-O-Cino Lip Balm – Coffee and Caramel
Lip-O-Cino Lip Balm - Coffee and Caramel
If you can’t survive a whole day with out a ‘cino’ try these all new Lip-O-Cino Lip Balms. Two sets of delicious flavours and fragrances – soft lips and a hit of Coffee & Caramel or Berry & Chocolate.

Each pack contains two lip balms.
Was £6.99
Now £4.99

Mister Spuck
Mister Spuck
Glow in the dark Mister Spuck bath duck! Beak me up duckie! Mister Spuck is the perfect present for Sci Fi fans and Trekkies. Just place it in the tub and watch the water-activated LED bulbs light up and change colour inside the duck.

The battery lifetime of the duck is about 45 hours use – this is the equivalent of 180, fifteen minute baths. The batteries are NOT replaceable.
Was £6.99
Now £4.99

Hot Heart Bear
Hot Heart Bear
Cuddly bear hottie with heatable hearts. Fragranced with relaxing lavender. This adorable traditional bear has a red velvet heart-shaped insert fragranced with lavender leaf. Heat the heart in a microwave for 1 minute and once it is placed inside the bear it will give you a relaxing warm hug.
Was £19.99
Now £9.99

Voucher Code

Code – AWINTEN
Promotion – 10% Off Your Order
Expires – 30th June 2009

Totally Funky Affiliate Details

Commission:-
8% £0-£1000
9% £1000 – £2500
10% £2550+
Cookie:-
30 Days
PPC Policy:-
Affiliates should not bid on our brand name, variations or miss spellings, in PPC search engines – this includes, but is not limited to “totally funky” and ”totallyfunky”. Affiliates are allowed to bid directly to our site as long as they do not include “totally funky” in their keywords.
Details:-
This programme has:-
Product Feed Through Affiliate Window
Voucher Codes Here
Regular News Through Optimus Performance Marketing Blog
Optimus Performance Marketing Contact:-
Mark Russell
[email protected]
0870 8031366

Join Totally Funky Affiliate Programme With Affiliate Window

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