Halloween at Totally Funky

Totally Funky has gone Halloween mad this year with a huge variety of Halloween products, from scary bath ducks to noise machines they have something to scare everyone, from adults to kids!

Squashed flat book mark

Squashed flat book mark. Poor Mark! He has met a sticky end, a squishy end to be more precise, his floppy body trapped within the pages of your book, scrabbling to get out, all the while happily keeping your place. You know, keeping the page of that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopedia. Forget pressed flowers and old receipts, Mark is the future and what else will he do now he’s dead!
Our Price £7.99

Sound Machine – Horror Special

Blood-curdling screams, creepy effects, and things that go bump in the night. Perfect for scaring children, or those of a nervous disposition. For best results use in darkened rooms and on stormy nights. Also ideal for telling ghost stories.
Our Price £8.99

Butcher’s Apron – Butchered

Made for meat eaters! Next time you’re thinking about flipping some burgers, or grilling some ribs, make sure you’re properly attired. This new Butcher’s Apron is for those of you who love to get your hands dirty. 100% cotton apron with bloodied butcher print. Not suitable for vegetarians or the squeamish!
Our Price £9.99

Remote Control Zombie

Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 20cm tall Remote Control Zombie will trudge forward and groan when you activate him by pressing the button on the brain-shaped remote. Horrifyingly entertaining!
Our Price £24.99

The Mind Expanding Brain

New addition to the optical illusion range that never fail to amaze and amuse. You will want to try this on everyone. Follow the instructions for a mind altering experience to expand your universe. Simply spin the wheel and watch for 20 seconds, then look at your brain to see the effect!
Our Price £4.99

Hanging Harry Light Pull

Hanging Harry bathroom light pull made from silicone rubber. You can’t help Harry to see the light, it’s too late. Harry is already dead! But Harry can help you to switch on your lights.
Our Price £7.99

Skeleton Keys

Glow in the dark skull caps for your keys! These key caps are perfect for boneheads who can’t remember which key goes where. 6 stretchy skulls in each pack.
Our Price £4.99

Mutant Dolls

These Mutant Dolls have huge character and appeal. There are unlimited designs available. All come packaged, with a Key Chain and Sucker attached to the label on top of the head, so they can be attached to any surface like a car window or computer screen, or to bags, anything you like!
Our Price £5.99

Crime Scene On-a-Roll

Has someone committed a criminal offence in your bathroom? Need to cordon off the offending area? Your toilet troubles will be over with this novelty toilet roll with a crime scene tape design. Novelty toilet roll has never been so practical as this funky design will warn friends and family alike that there could be a potential crime in the bathroom.
Our Price £2.99

Luxury Duck – Skull

The Skull Duck: “Shiver me timbers!” Comes gift boxed. Each duck measures 9cm high. PVC construction.
Our Price £5.99

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