Fathers Day At Totally Funky

Get your dads something unique this Fathers Day. At Totally Funky we have something for every type of Dad, whether he likes a tipple, funky socks or if your Dad runs geek central at your house, you’re sure to find something!

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Fathers Day
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Fathers Day

The Gold Bullion Mouse

Gold Bullion is the mouse of A-listers, showbiz stars and the super rich. A bar of 24-carat luxury, hewn in a decadent metallic gold. The Gold Bullion USB wired mouse is guaranteed to give your computer the Midas touch. Simply plug into any free USB port.
Our Price £14.99

Laptop Lilo

Stay cool with the inflatable laptop cushion. Stable and lightweight, you can use your notebook comfortably just about anywhere – on your sofa, bed or even the floor. Non slip PVC – helps your laptop stay on the lilo whilst the front ledge provides more stability. Super portable, it inflates in less than two minutes, ideal for commuting.
Our Price £14.99

The Sock Exchange Weekend

It’s the weekend! Have a lie-in, watch the footie, have drinks with mates, grab a curry… if only! You know you’ll be washing the car, mowing the grass, phoning your mum, standing outside shops… need we say more? At least your feet will have some fun with these colourful Sock Exchange Weekend socks. A quirky take on the best selling Sock Exchange, this time with a stripy casual look
Our Price £12.99

Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang! Each pack is loaded with four red glasses worthy of any pump action shot gun. Sit down with a drinking partner, charge up each 12-gauge cartridge and then get ready to fire from both barrels! One thing’s for sure – you’re going to have a blast!
Our Price £12.99

Crap Trumps – Cars

A celebration of automotive ineptitude with 52 of the worlds most unloved vehicular offspring. Instead of the collection of cool and classic cars adorning the cards with their super-charged features and scores, Crap Trumps is all about the really rubbish cars we all actually drive in the real world.
Our Price £5.99

Salt and Pepper Bots

The condiments have come to life! Passing the salt will never be the same with these wind up salt and pepper robots. They will waddle wherever you tell them to, so the next time someone wants seasoning, wind up the keys and the salt and pepper shakers will mercilessly march towards them like the terminator.
Our Price £19.99

Bungee Bird Feeder

Bungee man bird feeder. Made from bird food, this dude will bungee dive from any tree/ garden shed/ patio window you hang him from, because he’s a crazy, adrenalin junkie like that. Neighbours will wonder where the hell you got him and the pigeons will appreciate your unique taste in bird feeder. So try giving this little man a go instead before you invest in that floral hanging basket.
Our Price £7.99

Morph Desk Buddy

Work is so much more fun with a Morph desk buddy. Stand him on your desk or next to your PC. Your Morph desk buddy is an exact copy of the classic Aardman Animations character known and loved since 1977. He’s ready to flex his muscles to hold pens and pencils, and will happily take post-it notes on the chest.
Our Price £6.99

Luxury Duck – England

Get ready for World Cup fever and cheer on the England squad with this England Duck. This designer duck makes the perfect bathtime companion. Comes gift boxed. Each duck measures 9cm high.
Our Price £6.99

Hopside Down Beer Glass

If you know someone who loves to drink their beer straight from the bottle but you want to give them a more civilised way to glug their tipples then meet the ideal solution… the Hopside Down Beer Glass!
Our Price £12.99

Voucher Code

Code – FUNKYFIVE
Promotion – 5% off orders over £20
Expires – 31-05-2010

Code – FUNKYFIFTY
Promotion – 10% off orders over £50 (includes free delivery)
Expires – 31-05-2010

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Top 10 Sellers From Baker Ross

This week we bring you our current Top 10 Sellers From Baker Ross.

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Top 10 Sellers
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Top 10 Sellers
HobbyLine Fine Tip Glass Pens

Fine tipped for detailed work on glass. Contains quick-drying ink in vibrant colours. Designs can be removed with warm soapy water.
Our Price £8.99

Brilliant Glass Paint Pens

Probably the best glass paint pens on the market! These super pens are filled with transparent, high-gloss, water-based liquid paint and come in 6 assorted bright colours. Can also be used on porcelain, plastic and metal. Designs can be heat-fixed by baking in an oven.
Our Price £10.99

Design-a-Patchwork Wall Hanging

A great idea for the classroom! Individual fabric squares for each child to personalise with fabric pens and paint. Then tie them all together using the brightly coloured ribbons to make a unique wall hanging! Each pack contains 32 squares, with pre-cut holes for threading with the assorted ribbons included. Individual square size 20cm x 20cm. Age 3+..
Our Price £9.99

Father’s Day Foam Stickers

Fab foam stickers for Father’s Day card making, crafts and decoration. 12 assorted designs in assorted sizes and contemporary colours. 38mm – 82mm with self-adhesive backing. 144 stickers per pack. Age 3+.
Our Price £3.99

Colour-in Finger Puppets

Bring the jungle to life with these funky animal finger puppets! Pre-printed card puppets with finger holes to colour in and play with. 6 assorted fun animal designs. Size 10cm. Age 3+.
Our Price £3.84

Blow Bubbles

I’m forever blowing bubbles! Always extremely popular. Complete with blower these are one of our best sellers. Age 3+. SSP 45p each.
Our Price £6.72

Giant Honeycomb 3D Flowers

Blooming marvellous! Giant flower blanks with 3D effect honeycomb centres to design and display. Colour with fibre pens or paints and then add stick-ons. Assorted bright honeycomb centres. Overall size 29cm. Age 3+.
Our Price £4.96

Wrapped Lollies

Assorted fruit flavours.
Our Price £6.99

Design-a-Coaster Pack

This ‘coast-er’ is clear! Create colourful artwork for these large transparent coasters or simply insert a favourite picture. Each coaster comes with 2 blank inserts. Insert size 89mm x 89mm. Age 3+.
Our Price £4.98

The Duck Pond

This game will be loved by the little ones, as there is a prize-a-time so no tears for the losers!
All they have to do is hook a duck with one of the fishing rods, turn it over and see if they have a winning number.
Our Price £19.99

Voucher Codes

Code – MXB5
Promotion – £5 off when you spend over £65
Expires – 15-05-2010

Code – MXB10
Promotion – 10% off when you spend over £90 (+ free delivery, as spending over £75)
Expires – 15-05-2010

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7% 0-25 sales per 30 day period
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Top Ten Tea Towels From Ulster Weavers

As I’m certain you have all heard before, “You buy cheap, you buy twice”….so when all the cheap and nasty tea towels are all thread bare, your Ulster Weavers Tea Towels will still be going strong. After all who would you rather trust to polish your glasses, Ulster Weavers with 130 years experience or something imported from the far east?

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Top Ten Sellers
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Top Ten Sellers

Blue Glass Cloth Linen Tea Towel

An Ulster Weavers design. 100% linen tea towel. Machine washable. Size: 58 x 84 cm
Our Price £8.99

Wild Ducks Linen Tea Towel

A wildfowl design, part of a kitchen co ordinates range. 100 % linen. Machine Washable. Size: 48 x 74cm
Our Price £5.99

Irish Wild Flowers Linen Tea Towel

An Ulster Weavers design. 100% linen tea towel. Machine washable. Size: 48 x 74 cm
Our Price £5.99

Farmgate Linen Tea Towel

A Pollyanna Pickering design. 100% linen tea towel. Machine washable. Size: 48 x 74 cm.
Our Price £5.99

Herbs & Spices Linen Tea Towel

An Ulster Weavers design. 100% linen tea towel. Machine washable. Size: 48 x 74 cm.
Our Price £5.99

Coffee Pots Cotton Tea Towel (Pack of 2)

An Ulster Weavers design. Pack of 2 cotton tea towels. Machine washable. Size: 48 x 74 cm.
Our Price £9.99

Autumn Season Linen Tea Towel

An Ulster Weavers design. 100% linen tea towel. Machine washable. Size: 48 x 74 cm
Our Price £5.99

RHS Cherries Linen Tea Towel

An RHS design. 100% linen tea towel. Machine washable. Size: 48 x 74 cm
Our Price £5.99

Red Glass Cloth Linen Tea Towel

An Ulster Weavers design. 100% linen tea towel. Machine washable. Size: 58 x 84 cm
Our Price £8.99

Hedgehog Tea Cosy

An Ulster Weavers design. Shaped tea cosy. Cotton with polyester wadding. Hand wash only. Size: 35 x 27 cm
Our Price £13.99

Voucher Code

Code – UWEGG10
Promotion – 10% Off
Expires – 31-05-2010

Ulster Weavers Affiliate Programme Details

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7% commission when sales value achieved between £200 and £400
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