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Monday 26th April 2010 • Posted Under - Totally Funky News
Unfortunately Totally Funky don’t sell crystal balls, so we can’t predict the weather. So Have fun this bank holiday weekend no matter what the weather does,with are funky gadgets at totally funky!
Contents:-
Bank Holiday At Totally Funky
Voucher Code
Bank Holiday At Totally Funky
Crap Trumps – Cars
A celebration of automotive ineptitude with 52 of the worlds most unloved vehicular offspring. Instead of the collection of cool and classic cars adorning the cards with their super-charged features and scores, Crap Trumps is all about the really rubbish cars we all actually drive in the real world.
Our Price £5.99
Ghetto Blaster Weekend Bag
This funky Ghetto Blaster Bag is a must have accessory for anyone who loves the 80s. You can now achieve the ultra cool look of toting a ghetto blaster but without deafening fellow pedestrians with this Ghetto Blaster Bag.
Our Price £29.99
Pizza-Pro 3000
Pizza-Pro – let’er rip! Real men don’t use wimpy pound-store pizza cutters. Show that pizza you mean business with this new Pizza-Pro 3000. It’ll blast through pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies. It’s built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up. A great guy gift. Packaged in a clear display giftbox.
Our Price £9.99
Happy Hour Kit
Striking Happy Hour Kit from Darling Dynasty. Contains four tin coasters, a comprehensive Asian cocktail guide (Shanghai-tini anyone?), flamingo stirrers, Chinese-style cocktail parasols and the world’s coolest peacock and fan-tail fish cocktail-party decorations.
Our Price £14.99
Remote Control Zombie
Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 20cm tall Remote Control Zombie will trudge forward and groan when you activate him by pressing the button on the brain-shaped remote. Horrifyingly entertaining!
Our Price £24.99
Back to the Future DeLorean Time Machine
Journey through time with this super cool Back to the Future DeLorean Time Machine. With this collectible toy you can recreate your favourite scenes from the films with Marty McFly and the Doc.
Our Price £17.99
Voucher Codes
Code - FUNKYFIVE
Promotion – 5% off orders over £20
Expires – 30-04-2010
Code – FUNKYFIFTY
Promotion – 10% off orders over £50 (includes free delivery)
Expires – 30-04-2010
Totally Funky Affiliate Programme Details
Commission:-
8% £0-£1000
9% £1000 – £2500
10% £2500+
Cookie:-
30 Days
PPC Policy:-
Affiliates should not bid on our brand name, variations or miss spellings, in PPC search engines – this includes, but is not limited to “totally funky” and ”totallyfunky”. Affiliates are allowed to bid directly to our site as long as they do not include “totally funky” in their keywords.
Details:-
This programme has:-
Product Feed Through Affiliate Window
Voucher Codes Here
Regular News Through Optimus Performance Marketing Blog
Regular News Through Totally Funky Affiliate Blog
Find us on Facebook
Follow us on Twitter
Optimus Performance Marketing Contact:-
John Marshall
[email protected]
01752 762125
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Tuesday 06th April 2010 • Posted Under - Totally Funky News
Outstanding Top Ten products from Totally Funky to make your shopping experience even more Fun. We have only the best items just for you. Plus, with the continuation of our voucher codes we hold true to our values. Funky, Fun & Value.
Contents:-
Top Ten Best Sellers
Voucher Codes
Top Ten Best Sellers
Morph Book Ends
Prop up your library in style using these two polyresin bookends starring Morph and his mischievous friend Chas. After more than 30 years on television, the much-loved duo have left their wooden pencil box behind in a bid for a bookshelf near you.
Our Price £19.99
Blow Monkey Nail Dryer
There is no cuter way to dry your nails than with the adorable Blow Monkey Nail Dryer. Simply paint your nails then lightly press on the banana button and this funky little primate will blow a stream of cool air onto your nails to get them nice and dry.
Our Price £5.99
Mobile Phone Tidy
A simple and functional product for anyone with a mobile phone. A tidy way to deal with phone chargers and cords. The holder hangs between the charger and the socket. The phone sits on the support and the cord wraps neatly around the back.
Our Price £3.99
Bagpuss Hottie
The world’s first fully microwavable Bagpuss soft toy. Filled with specially treated wheat grains and scented with lavender, simply heat in the microwave for 2 minutes to enjoy a cosy cuddle.
Our Price £11.99
Duck Fadar
A long time ago in a bath tub far, far away…. you get the idea! Duck Fadar is the meanest, moodiest member of the Pond Wars range of glow in the dark bath ducks. Other characters include Princess Layer, Luke Pondwalker and Pond Trooper.
Our Price £6.99
Pond Trooper
Fierce and faceless, Pond Troopers are part of the range of glow in the dark ducks called Pond Wars that includes Duck Fadar, Princess Layer and Luke Pondwalker.
Our Price £5.99
Undercover Laptop Bag
This stroke of genius allows you to carry a laptop of any size (8 – 17″) around safe in the knowledge that it looks like you simply have a padded envelope under your arm! In actual fact, Undercover is manufactured from a hi-tec material which is waterproof and tearproof and can be written on.
Our Price £15.99
Keep Calm and Carry On Mug
This nostalgic mug design is based on a poster created for the British Government Ministry of Information, and published at the outbreak of World War II.
Our Price £6.99
Now Panic and Freak Out Mug
A contemporary companion to the nostalgic “Keep Calm and Carry On” mug based on the government poster from World War II.
Our Price £6.99
Sharp-End Cat Pencil Sharpener
The cat bum pencil sharpener comes complete with internal soundchip so it goes MEEOOWW when the pencil is inserted. Comes with litter tray to collect shavings. Nicely stylized and crafted from high quality materials to feel just as good as it looks. Also available in black!
Our Price £4.50
Voucher Codes
Code – FUNKYFIVE
Promotion – 5% off orders over £20
Expires – 30th April 2010
Code – FUNKYFIFTY
Promotion – 10% off orders over £50 (includes free delivery)
Expires – 30th April 2010
Totally Funky Affiliate Programme Details
Commission:-
8% £0-£1000
9% £1000 – £2500
10% £2500+
Cookie:-
30 Days
PPC Policy:-
Affiliates should not bid on our brand name, variations or miss spellings, in PPC search engines – this includes, but is not limited to “totally funky” and ”totallyfunky”. Affiliates are allowed to bid directly to our site as long as they do not include “totally funky” in their keywords.
Details:-
This programme has:-
Product Feed Through Affiliate Window
Voucher Codes Here
Regular News Through Optimus Performance Marketing Blog
Regular News Through Totally Funky Affiliate Blog
Find us on Facebook
Follow us on Twitter
Optimus Performance Marketing Contact:-
John Marshall
[email protected]
01752 762125
Join Totally Funky Affiliate Programme With Affiliate Window
Tuesday 23rd February 2010 • Posted Under - Totally Funky News
If you’re the person that just can’t bring themselves to buy your mother a “sensible” card, well, Totally Funky will definitely have the gift you want to buy for Mum.
Contents:-
Mother’s Day
Revised Delivery Rates
New Voucher Code
Totally Funky Incentive
So Bloody Blonde Make-Up Bag
Whether they’re a natural or bottle blonde if you have a fair friend this makeup bag is perfect for them. Blondes may have more fun but they are also the butt of many jokes so celebrate your mum’s dizziness with this funky makeup bag
Our Price £11.99
Birdie Shopper
Store all your everyday essentials in this fun and sophisticated shopper from the new Birdie range of bags. Be the epitome of style and glamour on your next shopping trip with the girls. This gorgeous shopping bag has two brown shoulder straps and a brown front zipped compartment with a cute bird cut out shape on the zip
Our Price £34.99
Dandy Weekend Bag
Every girl should travel in style and this gorgeous Dandy Weekend Bag would be the ideal bag for short romantic city breaks or weekends away with the girls. Not only does this vintage style weekend bag scream chic but it’s also highly practical – measuring 54cm, it will accommodate all your essentials for a weekend away
Our Price £49.99
So Bloody Blonde Mug
This radiantly retro mug is part of the ‘So Bloody Blonde’ range and is the ideal gift for that blonde scatter-brain in your life who enjoys a nice cuppa. You know the one, she makes crazy remarks and does dizzy things and has only her hair colour to blame! With this funky ceramic mug she can embrace her blondness whilst sipping away on a tasty beverage.
Our Price £5.99
Chocolate Heaven Lip Gloss
Next to diamonds, chocolates are a girl’s best friend so what better way to appreciate the delicious taste of the sweet stuff than with chocolate flavoured lip gloss? Luscious lips and tasty chocs are two things guaranteed to please any girl which is why the Chocolate Heaven Lip Gloss set makes the ideal present for girls of all ages.
Our Price £6.99
Revised Delivery Rates
Standard Delivery on all orders over £30 is absolutely FREE!
For orders below £30, Standard Delivery is now just £2.95, and if you’re in a real hurry, Next Day Delivery is a measly £5.95!
New Voucher Code
Totally Funky are please to announce the release of a new voucher code, valid from now until the 28th February.
Code – FIVE25
Promotion – 5% off all orders over £25 (ex P+P)
Expires – 28th February 2010
Totally Funky incentive.
For every sale you make between 30th January and the 28th of February, we will multiply your commission by 10% and pay it direct to you as a bonus.
So here’s the maths….
Your sale generates £1.78 commission, we multiply that by 10% and pay you an additional bonus of £0.17 at the end of the month…simple!
Totally Funky Affiliate Programme Details
Commission:-
8% £0-£1000
9% £1000 – £2500
10% £2500+
Cookie:-
30 Days
PPC Policy:-
Affiliates should not bid on our brand name, variations or miss spellings, in PPC search engines – this includes, but is not limited to “totally funky” and ”totallyfunky”. Affiliates are allowed to bid directly to our site as long as they do not include “totally funky” in their keywords.
Details:-
This programme has:-
Product Feed Through Affiliate Window
Voucher Codes Here
Regular News Through Optimus Performance Marketing Blog
Regular News Through Totally Funky Affiliate Blog
Find us on Facebook
Follow us on Twitter
Optimus Performance Marketing Contact:-
John Marshall
[email protected]
01752 762125
Join Totally Funky Affiliate Programme With Affiliate Window
Monday 25th January 2010 • Posted Under - Totally Funky News
Totally Funky are pleased to announce an exciting incentive.
For every sale you make between 30th January and the 28th of February, we will multiply your commission by 10% and pay it direct to you as a bonus.
So here’s the maths….
Your sale generates £1.78 commission, we multiply that by 10% and pay you an additional bonus of £0.17 at the end of the month…simple!
Voucher Code
Code – TEN25
Promotion – 10% off for orders over £25
Expires – 31st January 2010
Totally Funky Affiliate Details
Commission:-
8% £0-£1000
9% £1000 – £2500
10% £2500+
Cookie:-
30 Days
PPC Policy:-
Affiliates should not bid on our brand name, variations or miss spellings, in PPC search engines – this includes, but is not limited to “totally funky” and ”totallyfunky”. Affiliates are allowed to bid directly to our site as long as they do not include “totally funky” in their keywords.
Details:-
This programme has:-
Product Feed Through Affiliate Window
Voucher Codes Here
Regular News Through Optimus Performance Marketing Blog
Regular News Through Totally Funky Affiliate Blog
Optimus Performance Marketing Contact:-
John Marshall
[email protected]
01752 762125
Join Totally Funky Affiliate Programme With Affiliate Window
Wednesday 20th January 2010 • Posted Under - Totally Funky News
Heart warming gifts from Totally Funky….without a pink teddy bear or cliche in sight!
Heart Shaped Hot Water Bottle
Guaranteed to melt anyone’s heart, this blushing red Heart Shaped Hot Water Bottle would be the ideal gift for your loved ones to keep them warm and toasty on a cold winter’s night.
Our Price £4.99
Mini Hottie Hand Warmer
The adorable mini hottie hand warmer is super cute and practical. The hot water bottle shaped reusable hand warmer is just the ticket for keeping out the winter chills and keeping your mitts toasty and warm
Our Price £4.99
Edward Monkton Hand Warmer
This Edward Monkton Hand Warmer makes the perfect gift for your loved one during the chillier months. ‘I ADORE you, you crazy, gorgeous, WONDERFUL (but also sometimes quite WEIRD – but still very LOVELY) person.’
Our Price £3.99
Hot Cake Hand Warmers
Stay nice and cosy during the cold winter months with these gorgeous hand warmers in the design of two tasty cupcakes. These reusable hot cake hand warmers are both practical and funky as they can be easily slipped into your bag when you’re out and about, ready to use when you need them to keep the winter chills out, plus they look totally adorable too
Our Price £5.99
Hot Pants Handwarmer – Knickers in a Twist
These handy hand warmers really hit the spot. Click the disc inside, pop them into your pocket and feel the instant heat. Now you can brave the outside with warm and toasty hands. Available in 2 designs – Brief Encounters for the boys and Knickers In A Twist for girls
Our Price £5.99
Voucher Code
Code – TEN25
Promotion – 10% off for orders over £25
Expires – 31st January 2010
Totally Funky Affiliate Details
Commission:-
8% £0-£1000
9% £1000 – £2500
10% £2500+
Cookie:-
30 Days
PPC Policy:-
Affiliates should not bid on our brand name, variations or miss spellings, in PPC search engines – this includes, but is not limited to “totally funky” and ”totallyfunky”. Affiliates are allowed to bid directly to our site as long as they do not include “totally funky” in their keywords.
Details:-
This programme has:-
Product Feed Through Affiliate Window
Voucher Codes Here
Regular News Through Optimus Performance Marketing Blog
Regular News Through Totally Funky Affiliate Blog
Optimus Performance Marketing Contact:-
John Marshall
[email protected]
01752 762125
Join Totally Funky Affiliate Programme With Affiliate Window